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ZEE ASKS NON-AMERICANS TO FILL OUT A MAP OF THE USA ON THE 4TH OF JULY (part 1)

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EVERYONE KNOWS TEXAS

NO ONE KNOWS ARIZONA

is nobody going to mention “florick”

"South Saskatchewan"

to be fair, I am an American and I could probably only correctly name like 6 states

Why does everyone think Montana is Washington

Oklahomer omgg

Everyone knows Texas & Florida, thats hilarious.

north carolina omg

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So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

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